Conversation in the mini-van last night:
LittlestSquirrel (LS): I want to eat at the fish restaurant tonight.
Mommy: Nope, Daddy doesn't want to eat there, so we're bringing him home subs.
BigSquirrel (BS): Daddy hates fish and I hate pork.
LS: What's pork?
LS: I hate pig too.
BS: No, you eat it all the time. Bacon, you know.
BS: And you eat cow too.
BS: Oh yeah, burgers and steaks are made of cows.
LS: (looking in horror at snack in hand) So, what are pretzels made of? Turkey?